Romantic Idea # 391
For those of you that find relationships difficult and never know how to take things to the next level, never fear, the love doctor is here.
Here's an idea that's guaranteed to get results. Just have your date put on windbreaker pants and then go out for a romantic walk in -37 degree weather. After a few minutes those pants will start cracking and breaking apart from the extreme cold giving you a nice gradual transition from all pants, to some pants, to NO pants. Awwww yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Remember not to attempt this too far from some kind of warm shelter since extreme frostbite may ruin the mood.
This tip has been brought to you by Colleen, who decided that she was too cool for snow pants, but luckily realized the folly of her ways early enough so that no damage was done to her poor chilled legs.
Alas, the pants did not survive.
Markus
Here's an idea that's guaranteed to get results. Just have your date put on windbreaker pants and then go out for a romantic walk in -37 degree weather. After a few minutes those pants will start cracking and breaking apart from the extreme cold giving you a nice gradual transition from all pants, to some pants, to NO pants. Awwww yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Remember not to attempt this too far from some kind of warm shelter since extreme frostbite may ruin the mood.
This tip has been brought to you by Colleen, who decided that she was too cool for snow pants, but luckily realized the folly of her ways early enough so that no damage was done to her poor chilled legs.
Alas, the pants did not survive.
Markus
posted by Markus & Colleen at 3:57 PM
1 Comments:
Haha! A victory against the pants!
That sounds like great fun! Pants that disintegrate themselves to no pants! It certainly makes for an interesting time. "Oh my...the pants I bought you seem to be disappearing...what ever will we do?"
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